Man Cannot Live On Juice Alone

So... about that juice thing.

Mark did quite a nice job of summarizing our current situation. We are nearly 2/3 of the way through a three day juice fast. His idea. I now hate him. I want to kill him and eat him.

You know you're hungry when you're reading a sports article in the news and you salivate when you come across the name Carl Yastrzemski because it reminds you, strangely, of pastrami.