Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Hot Dog Blog

I went to the Angels-A's game today. Unfortunately, all the drama had been sucked out by last night's Angels victory when they clinched the western division championship. Half the guys who played for the Angels today I had never heard of, and this unexciting band of no-names lost to the A's 6-1.

BUT - my mind was really on something else anyway. Wednesdays at A's games are "Double Play Wednesdays." You can get tickets for $2 and hot dogs for just $1 (aka "Dollar Dogs"). Knowing this, Mark challenged me to eat 10 hot dogs.

Was I successful? Click on the audioblog below to find out!

this is an audio post - click to play

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Chemicals

From the mouths of my students:

A.: "If I could be anybody in this room for a day, I'd want to be David."
M.: "Why?"
A.: "Because he has a pet squirrel."
M., laughing hysterically: "A pet squirrel?!?! THAT'S funny!"

*****

A.:"When a boy and a girl like each other, it's because they have chemicals."

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Hello, comrades...

Okay, so I took this very unscientific test that's supposed to gauge my political leanings and it came out like this. Even though it labels me a Democrat, clearly in the graph I appear to be a socialist! Very exciting. The official results page, of which the information below is just a part, states that I "exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness."

You can try it, too - it only takes about 3 minutes or so. Post your results in the comments section!

You are a

Social Liberal
(60% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(28% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

The Great Work

No comments on the previous blog?

It was given to me during a training while I was still working for Partners in School Innovation. I was reminded of it while listening to a radio piece about how various popular "men of God" were coming up with reasons for why Hurricane Katrina hit the United States. They had all sorts of reasons - it was retribution for rampant homosexuality, it was revenge for abortion and the "culture of death," etc.

That's crap. Trying to blame natural disasters on our laws, or on things our leaders do, or on social trends, or anything that we have any control over is nonsense. How anyone can say otherwise, or believe otherwise, is beyond the comprehension of thinking, reasonable people (like myself!).

Buber's God says "Behold a truth which is known to me from the beginning of time, a truth too deep and dreadful for your delicate, generous hands, my sweet apprentice--it is this, that the earth must be nourished with decay and covered with shadows that its seeds may bring forth--and it is this, that souls must be made fertile with flood and sorrow, that through them the Great Work may be born."

I think he's right. The greatest people of any generation most show their true mettle in the face of great adversity. It is in the depths of despair that people most often find genuine truth and strength. What Great Work shall be born of disasters like these? What Great Work shall be done by those souls made fertile from the slowly ebbing waters of the gulf coast?

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Sunday School

The Angel and the World's Dominion
by Martin Buber

There was a time when an endless torrent of pain and sickness flooded over the earth. The air grew heavy with the moisture of tears, and a dim exhalation of sighs clouded it over. Even the legions that surrounded God''s throne were not immune to the hovering sadness. One angel, in fact, was so deeply moved by the sufferings he saw below, that his soul grew quite restless. When he lifted his voice in song with the others, a note of perplexity sounded among the strains of pure faith; his thoughts rebelled and contended with the Lord. He could no longer understand why death and deprivation need serve as connecting links in the great Chain of Events. Then one day, he felt to his horror that the eye of the All-Being was piercing his own eye and uncovering the confusion in his heart. Pulling himself together, he came before the Lord, but when he tried to talk, his throat dried up. Nevertheless, the Lord called him by name and gently touched his lips. Then the angel began to speak. He begged God to place the administration of the earth in his hands for a year's time, that he might lead it to an era of well-being. The angelic bands trembled at this audacity. But at that same moment Heaven grew bright with the radiance of God's smile. He looked at the suppliant with great love, as He announced His agreement. When the angel stood up again, he too was shining.

And so a year of joy and sweetness visited the earth. The shining angel poured the great profusion of his merciful heart over the most anguished of her children, on those who were benumbed and terrified by want. The groans of the sick and dying were no longer heard in the land. The angel's companion in the steely armor, who only a short time before had been rushing and roaring through the air, stepped aside now, waiting peevishly with lowered sword. The earth floated through a fecund sky that left her with the burden of new vegetation. When summer was at its height, people moved singing thru the full, yellow fields; never had such an abundance existed in living memory. At harvest time, it seemed likely that the walls would burst or the roofs fly off, if they were going to find room to store their crops.

Proud and contented, the shining angel basked in his own glory. For by the time the first snow of winter covered the valleys, and dominion over the earth reverted into God's hands, he had parceled out such an enormous bounty that the people of earth would surely be enjoying his gifts for many years to come.

But one cold day, late in the year, a multitude of voices rose heavenwards in a great cry of anguish. Frightened by the sound, the angel journeyed down to earth and, dressed as a pilgrim, entered the first house along the way. The people there, having threshed the gain and ground it into flour, had then started baking bread--but, alas, when they took the bread out of t he oven it fell to pieces and the pieces were unpalatable; they filled the mouth with a disgusting taste, like clay. And this was precisely what the angel found in the second house, and in the third and everywhere he set foot. People were lying on the floor, tearing their hair and cursing the Lord of the World, who had deceived their miserable hearts with His false blessing.

The angel flew away and collapsed at God's feet. Lord, he cried, help me to understand where my power and judgment were lacking.

Then God raised his voice and spoke: Behold a truth which is known to me from the beginning of time, a truth too deep and dreadful for your delicate, generous hands, my sweet apprentice--it is this, that the earth must be nourished with decay and covered with shadows that its seeds may bring forth--and it is this, that souls must be made fertile with flood and sorrow, that through them the Great Work may be born.

Translated from the German by Jerome Rothenberg

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

That hits the spot

Though I tried to help her find her way by pointing to the entrance of the mystery spot, the red shirted woman marches to the beat of her own drummer and takes no heed of my helpful guidance.



Meanwhile, Pam seemingly defies gravity. She can save lives, run into burning buildings, and hand out plastic fire helmets to kids while teaching them to stop, drop, and roll, but alas, she cannot stand up straight.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Mediocre Mystery

Pam and I visited the famous Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz this weekend, and I can tell you this: your $5 ticket (plus $5 for parking) is better spent on many other things, including donations to the Red Cross or paying a maid to come to your house and clean up the fecal material left by the slugs that were crawling around on your shower tiles that one time several years ago after the big rain storm (oh wait, YOUR bathroom doesn't have that?).

The Mystery Spot (photos coming for next post) is not much more than the same visual perception trick done over and over again in slightly varying ways to make small things appear larger. That said, can I explain it? Well, no. So, yes, the spot is aptly named, but I grew tired of it rather quickly. The genius of the place is that it is situated just a tad bit north of the famous Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Everyone coming from the north has to pass the freeway exit for the Mystery Spot, thus a lot of people visit it on their way down. Plus, at the end of the "tour" everyone gets a free bumper sticker, which is how most of us heard of the Mystery Spot in the first place. Very smart.

We also went to the Boardwalk. A highlight was riding the Giant Dipper, the west coast's oldest wooden roller coaster. We got to go twice, back to back - the operator stopped the coaster a few feet past where he was supposed to, so he just sent us for another ride. Awesome! Unfortunately, it wasn't until we began the second trek that I thought of audioblogging. How cool would that have been, to post an audioblog of my ride on the Giant Dipper! Alas, it was not meant to be. Next time, though.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Reward for a job well done

Yesterday I had a pizza party after school with my two classes from last year to celebrate the improvement in their state test scores (see the end of a previous blog for details). Somehow they scarfed down all 108 pieces of pizza and 3 liters of soda (no, I don't endorse soda drinking in kids; in fact, I vociferously condemn it, but it came free with the pizza and "everything in moderation" right?) in roughly 15 minutes.

I had emphasized the importance of the test all year. A lot was at stake. If we didn't meet the goal set for our school by the state, our charter would likely be taken away by the district and we would lose our bilingual program (most bilingual education programs in California became extinct after the passage of Prop. 227 several years ago).

They were just as I remembered them. This may not be surprising to you, considering that I last had them in my class only about 2 and a half months ago. But a lot happens over the summer. I tend to forget (block out?) a lot of the bad stuff and end up with an edited, nostalgic image of the recently finished school year. They fit the image perfectly. A very special group.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

No experience? No problem.

Turns out that the top FEMA officials "had little or no experience in disaster management before landing in top FEMA posts." (Read the full story here).

So the folks who are supposed to coordinate efforts to help us out during a big emergency have no real idea how to do it. What a great appointment by the President.

Big surprise? Not really. Bush gave them the jobs because they were his buddies or buddies of his buddies. That's pretty standard practice when you're President, although the article does mention that the FEMA higher ups during Clinton's term had significant experience with disaster management in Arkansas.

I don't think the White House is going to be able to spin their way out of this one. But they can try. (you'll need Quicktime to view this video; credit once again goes to crooksandliars.com, my new favorite web site, other than prez2012, of course!)

Thursday, September 01, 2005

To serve and to loot?


This video comes from crooksandliars.com. It is of two police officers doing a little shopping (aka "looting") at a WalMart in Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans.

Click here to view the video.