Fortune Cookie

Hmmm... Being President doesn't seem like so much fun anymore.

What Darron Needs

"25 Random Things About Me" has been spreading like wildfire around the social networking sites for several weeks. I posted a similar blog (see Well, You Don't Know Me) way back in April of 2007, so apparently I was ahead of my time.

I'm just now jumping on to the latest craze, however, which is where you Google search "your name needs" (e.g., "Darron needs") and post the results. I was skeptical at first (Shari did it, so...), but found the results to be rather funny! As I read them aloud, Pam even said, "Are some of those from your blogs?" They aren't, but some of them might as well be about me.

So here are the Google results of what "Darron needs":

* Darron needs numbers.
* Seriously though, darron needs to start shooting smack if he wants this thing to go anywhere.
* I wanted to put up pictures of porn stars with this but Darron needs to fix my picture upload thing.
* Wow darron needs to get a haircut and shave cuz he looks like an old man.
* Darron needs prayers.
* Home inspector, Darron needs.
* Darron needs to heal 100% before he returns.
* Darron needs to get here soon and keep me company...
* Darron needs to take some time off from homework.
* anyways i do also think that darron needs to do less singing.
* Darron needs a time out.
* Darron needs to sort his life and mind out.
* My friend Darron needs a job lol. Have you got any?
* I am actually attending the Kegel level 1 school in November so if Darron needs a break I am more than willing to help out.
* I really think Darron needs to shut up though, he's a great guitarist but his voice isn't exactly soothing to my ears.
* Darron needs to get off that horse.
* Oh, yeah Darron needs kisses.
* Darron needs to swallow his pride and let Serj take his rightful place at the helm once again.