The Maxims of Mr. Evans: Volume 1
* He or she who finishes first usually does the worst.
* It is better to be ahead than to be a behind.
* The only excuse I'd accept for what you just did is that you were dropped on your head when you were a baby. Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? No? Then you have no excuse.
(yeah yeah, ok, so that third one doesn't really qualify as a maxim, but who asked you anyway?)
posted by prez @ 12:31 AM
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3 Comments:
Do you remember the DASH on my desk? In your last year at Garfield, how do you want to be remembered?
Ummm..... no. What's the DASH?
I was dropped on my head as a baby. Well, more "thrown" than "dropped."
Tough love at the Manasse household. Tough love.
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